What was your favorite part of the Justin Bieber movie?

the whole part of it that I didn’t see.

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What’s your favorite candy from this list? Peanut M&Ms, chocolate M&Ms, Snickers, Skittles, Twix, Milky Way, 3 Musketeers, Kit Kat’s, Reese’s, Almond Joy, Snicker’s Almond, Hershey’s or Hershey’s with almond?

Three Musketeers

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Would you rather have sex with Ronald McDonald or the Kool-Aid man?

Ronald McDonald. At least one of us is walking away with a smile!

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Today was Booty Appreciation Day! How did you celebrate?

I used wetwipes.

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Do you ever go down to the bowling alley and ask them if they have 10 pound balls? Or when was the last time they washed their balls?

I’ve bowled, I know they have 10lb balls. I actually have a 16 and a 14.

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My friend says that he gets aroused by post-op transsexuals. But pre-op ones turn him off. Why do you think that is?

He wants a woman that knows how to shave his balls.

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Who do you prefer? Officer Jenny or Nurse Joy?

Officer Jenny, of course.

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Are you better at using your brain or your brawn?

depends on who I’m fighting

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