January 2013
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The Lightning Rod: Facebook Wouldn't Let Me, FINE,... →
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LIGHTNING ROUND better anyway!
So for those of you who were here…well, THERE on facebook last week, I brung (yes brung) you the triumphant return of the Lightning Round. Some of you have me not as a friend on the ‘Book kinda missed out. No worries. I’ll try to make this one even better. I’m…
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The Innermost thoughts of a Throat-Chopper: In... →
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About 8 years ago a real good friend of mine was murdered inside of a nightclub. The ghetto ass back-story that led to his untimely demise - The gruesome way in which he spent his final moments that resulted in him being encased in a closed casket at his funeral - How I happened to watch the…
May 2012
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Why do I get woken up in the middle of the night to be apologized to and in the next breath get yelled at? I totally understand that you’re emotional, that’s why I don’t expect an apology but if you realize that you’ve been emotional how about you work on slowing your emotional responses down?
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March 2011
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What was your favorite part of the Justin Bieber...
the whole part of it that I didn’t see.
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What's your favorite candy from this list? Peanut...
Three Musketeers
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Would you rather have sex with Ronald McDonald or...
Ronald McDonald. At least one of us is walking away with a smile!
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Today was Booty Appreciation Day! How did you...
I used wetwipes.
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Do you ever go down to the bowling alley and ask...
I’ve bowled, I know they have 10lb balls. I actually have a 16 and a 14.
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My friend says that he gets aroused by post-op...
He wants a woman that knows how to shave his balls.
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Who do you prefer? Officer Jenny or Nurse Joy?
Officer Jenny, of course.
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Are you better at using your brain or your brawn?
depends on who I’m fighting
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February 2011
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My girlfriend didn't watch the superbowl. She...
She’s only masking that her favorite team didn’t make it and a bunch of losers did.
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What's the best title for my story about a girl...
how about Twilight: the unwritten 10th book.
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Today I discovered that my friend keeps all her...
Are you scared of the urine in the jar or the answer of WHY the urine is in the jar? If you know that urine is in the jar, you should be disgusted more than scared. What ELSE is in that jar?
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Cows or Cars?
Cars
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Today, my friend said that a unicorn stole my...
stop having a rainbow over your house.
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What is your definition of a hipster? I've seen...
a hipster would be someone who is trendy, knowledgeable at least, on the moderate to popular topics. From clothes to music to art, this person is opinionated in it all from vague secondhand memories.
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Have you ever partied Charlie Sheen style?
hoes, yes. blow, no.
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What's your favorite excuse to use for not giving...
there’s no excuse, it’s just a no. otherwise, it’s being raped….and I’ll never admit that has happened to me.
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My friend Jacob and I are thinking of opening a...
I like the name of the club. I don’t think the daycare part is going to go over too well. But, I have an odd feeling that it may work too damn well.
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I find it hard to talk to people that I have...
I, personally, don’t think it’s “ok” but there are groups of people that enjoy and an even smaller group that LOVE that sort of smut. But, remember, you have your hand up the dummy’s ass to speak, will you want a hand up your ass when you need to speak up?
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I'm in desperate need of money so I was thinking...
The team that I’d want to be IN and possibly win the superbowl is not there. I’d vote for the team that beat my team. Or the team that I hate less.
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My girlfriend is afraid of being flushed down the...
get a potty safety ring.
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Have you ever let your instincts take over? If so,...
I let my instincts lead not take over. I can’t allow myself to be pulled totally off course by one singular emotion, no matter how strong. UNLESS there was undeniable reason.
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My girlfriend thinks numbers stop at 10. How do I...
ask her what would happen if you added 10 +1, it will either equal 11 (which is correct) or her head will explode (semi correct)
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January 2011
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My girlfriend calls Thanksgiving "Turkey Day." Is...
sadly, yes. It’s the day that all turkey’s remember. It’s the day that all of their species is hunted, plucked, bled and quartered. not even jews can make light of their pain.
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Have you ever tried a potato bath? My friend...
sounds like you’re going to be the stuffing in a giant potato gnocchi.
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My son keeps forgetting to compost. Do you think I...
only if you have enough acorn to last the term of his punishment.
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Would you rather be part balloon and have the...
I think I’ll go with the latino part. I get suave hair and hips that gyrate like I’m part vibrator.
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I'm too chicken to break up with my boyfriend to...
nope but, you’ll know how an amazingly horrible stalker.
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My friend Seth is a couple of years younger than...
I say a nice mature game of rocks/papers/scissors will rectify who has to wipe Seth. Do a best of 7.
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My friend Embry's imprint-buddy wanted to watch...
I still don’t get the imprint thing. It’s like a mental tattoo or something, right?
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Have you ever tried fries with mayo?
considering that I life french fries with tartar sauce, I’d have to say yes.
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Would you rather have the power to turn wood into...
I’m liking the idea of having eye beams.
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For reasons that are unknown to me, the writers...
what episode was this sex scene?
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My girlfriend and I had a fight. She wanted Legos....
nothing. you’re the one with the money, you buy what you want and she has to accept it. Beside, in a few hours she won’t even care.
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Did you know that today is Squirrel Appreciation...
I dont think so! My nuts and squirrels don’t get along too well.
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