January 2010
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what is it with these dudes and having their ass out? are you selling your asshole? are your cheeks hot? i accepted it when the pants were baggy and they sagged. but, seriously, forcefully sagging skiing jeans!
yea, THAT is gay(i normally refuse to say this even jokingly, but your putting your ass out there for people to see)! might as well wear chaps if you want to have your ass out like that....
polite rejection
I think I just told someone the most polite NO that I’ve ever done. “I may have phrased the last comment it in a way that didn’t affect towards the negative. Thank you for the offer, and I appreciate that you believe in yourself and me enough to want to take the time out to introduce me to your money making scheme. But I have a few too many things that I’m tied up in...
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Who’s your favorite superhero and why?
My favorite superhero is a quasi hero named DEADPOOL. He’s manic, disturbed, deranged, and at times suicidal. He’s such a character as a character.
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What would be the best thing about being a vampire?
The strength and power. And I always believe that the limit of any one supernatural power is your imagination, I can only imagine what I’d do as a Vampire.
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Shag,Marry,kill. Kim kardashian, Jere Ryan, Elizabeth banks???
Kim, I’d shag blindly…She’s ok, not like when she was an unknown. Jeri Ryan, I’d shag publicly in her old semi borg uniform, she can assimilate me anytime. hmmm, Elizabeth Banks…I originally thought shag, but…no. Just, no.
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How do you like being a daddy? Best thing?
I LOVE my son, and I believe he at least likes me. He likes seeing me and running screaming “daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” and clamoring up onto my neck for a better view of the world. But, this is the fun part, I’m waiting til he becomes more of an adult and doesn’t want to listen…then, we’ll see if I like...
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What are three shows you love on TV right now?
DEXTER
LEVERAGE
HOUSE
but, considering all of the television that I watch, it was hard to narrow it down to three. I had to think about what I had to go and stream should I have missed it.
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Have you tried http://tr.im/onioning? Better than formspring
No, I haven’t. And, I’d prefer not to have too many services doing the SAME thing. Formspring is where it’s @ right now.
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Do you prefer anal or straight vaginal sex?
I prefer oral, a lot less work for me and sometimes less clean up. Otherwise, should I feel like putting some zeal into the night, vaginal sex is the way to go…with this person.
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it took longer than i expected to get home today, but it was a long day and everything just seemed to drag out anyway. on the way up my street, what do I see? a set of platinum blondes sitting in a silver chevy aveo. my first thought was: aw, poor little girls…lost in the hood. then, it dawned on me! they werent shrinking away when i looked at them. they didnt start their car in alarm when i...
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Do you jerk off a lot?
No. What gave you the impression that there was a hurried frequency?
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When does the next Harry Potter movie come out… I heard you were naked in a scene… Is that true? Cause honestly that would be horrible.
Me, naked, in any scene would be a crime to cinematography. There are snuff films with better endings than that, but if you want to see what my ass looks like, watch the first episode of the fourth season of Dexter. Imagine John...
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How old is your son and what’s his name
My son, Michael Jay, is 3 going on 4 in February. He’s wise for his age.
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Why do you come off as such an asshole?
Theres a few reasons for that. First, I AM an asshole, and I’m comfortable with it. Second, I refuse to lie to someone just because EVERYONE else has done it or because thats the popular propaganda. I appreciate the truth and as much of an asshole as I am, no one will tell you that I lied about what I’ve said to you or any of...
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If the world was going to end in 48 hours what would you make sure to do?
I think having sex as my last moment on earth might be a little too cliche and I wouldn’t really want to do it. There are so many other death defying feats and act of cruelty that I’d like to attempt that sex would probably be last on my list, but first done. Shit, as I see the comet...
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When and where are you the happiest?
I’m actually happiest when I’m around a few of my friends doing nothing, just talking or watching a movie. There’s no expectation, there’s no stress, it’s a perfect little bubble of lightheartedness.
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What do you believe about god(s)?
I believe that there IS a god. However, I don’t believe in how (s)he has been viewed.
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What’s the best lie you ever told?
The best lie I’ve ever told managed to turn out to be truth. If I tell the story, I might be sought after in the morning.
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Would you like to be able to go back in time and would you change anything you did when you were younger?
If I was ever able to go back in time and see my younger self, I feel that I’d get into a fight with him. I was a dickhead when I was younger and there weren’t too many people willing to tell me when I’ve crossed lines. But, I think I’d show myself...
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What’s your biggest accomplishment so far?
My biggest and continually growing accomplishment is my son. I understand that the sins of the father pass onto the child but, boy will he shine as my greatest treasure.
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What is friendship?
Friendship, to me, are people that share my thoughts and ideas. Friends are also support. My friends don’t always mirror my dispositions but, they will support me.
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What does it mean to live a good life?
a portion of that answer is: having what makes your life enjoyable.
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How old are you physically?
almost 28. I’m not totally fresh anymore…damn, I miss 26.
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How old are you?
mentally or physically?
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Do you prefer the beach or mountains?
Beach but, both seem deserted when I think about them. I’m a social animal. Even when I don’t want to be with people, I’d like to know that they are close.
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Are you Mac or Windows?
Last I remember, I was human…ish. I use Windows most often, but I can rock the shortcut keys on both sides.
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