My girlfriend didn't watch the superbowl. She...
She’s only masking that her favorite team didn’t make it and a bunch of losers did. Ask me anything
What's the best title for my story about a girl...
how about Twilight: the unwritten 10th book. Ask me anything
Today I discovered that my friend keeps all her...
Are you scared of the urine in the jar or the answer of WHY the urine is in the jar? If you know that urine is in the jar, you should be disgusted more than scared. What ELSE is in that jar? Ask me anything
Cows or Cars?
Cars Ask me anything
Today, my friend said that a unicorn stole my...
stop having a rainbow over your house. Ask me anything
What is your definition of a hipster? I've seen...
a hipster would be someone who is trendy, knowledgeable at least, on the moderate to popular topics. From clothes to music to art, this person is opinionated in it all from vague secondhand memories. Ask me anything
Have you ever partied Charlie Sheen style?
hoes, yes. blow, no. Ask me anything
What's your favorite excuse to use for not giving...
there’s no excuse, it’s just a no. otherwise, it’s being raped….and I’ll never admit that has happened to me. Ask me anything
My friend Jacob and I are thinking of opening a...
I like the name of the club. I don’t think the daycare part is going to go over too well. But, I have an odd feeling that it may work too damn well. Ask me anything
I find it hard to talk to people that I have...
I, personally, don’t think it’s “ok” but there are groups of people that enjoy and an even smaller group that LOVE that sort of smut. But, remember, you have your hand up the dummy’s ass to speak, will you want a hand up your ass when you need to speak up? Ask me anything
I'm in desperate need of money so I was thinking...
The team that I’d want to be IN and possibly win the superbowl is not there. I’d vote for the team that beat my team. Or the team that I hate less. Ask me anything
My girlfriend is afraid of being flushed down the...
get a potty safety ring. Ask me anything
Have you ever let your instincts take over? If so,...
I let my instincts lead not take over. I can’t allow myself to be pulled totally off course by one singular emotion, no matter how strong. UNLESS there was undeniable reason. Ask me anything
My girlfriend thinks numbers stop at 10. How do I...
ask her what would happen if you added 10 +1, it will either equal 11 (which is correct) or her head will explode (semi correct) Ask me anything